Me too, me too!

And we've both got these.
But back some time ago it seems Dubbya didn't quite have them.

"The Vietnam war was a painful time for America. Many young Americans were drafted and died thousands of miles from their loved ones. Young men of privilege had a clear advantage - few of them went to Vietnam, securing positions in the National Guards of their respective states. George W. Bush was one of these men, securing a place in the Texas Air National Guard in spite of a waiting list of several hundred. However, he claims that he did not receive special consideration, which is clearly a lie.

Most of the young men lucky enough to get into the Guard fulfilled their obligations. George W. Bush did not. He was absent without leave, AWOL, for over a year. Not surprisingly, this got little attention from the corporate media.

There are no witnesses left to verify whether or not Bush fulfilled his Guard duty, and no witnesses left to verify that he did indeed receive special treatment. In spite of a substantial reward that has been posted, no one has come forward to claim that he fulfilled his commitment."
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??? A temporary Blog bug.

Oldest Known Penis Is 100 Million Years Old.
Fri Sep 13,11:45 AM ET

LEICESTER, England (Reuters) - Sex was first recognized in the fossil records more than 500 million years ago and the oldest known penis is about 100 million years old, a conference heard on Friday.



It belongs to an ostracod, an early crustacean related to crabs, shrimps and water fleas, and was found in a fossil sample unearthed in Brazil.

"To my knowledge it is the oldest penis. I don't know of any older," Professor David Siveter, of the University of Leicester, told the British Association science conference.

Dinosaurs were around 100 million years ago but the only known dinosaur fossils are of bones, not soft tissue.

In fact the ostracod fossil had not one penis but two. (CHERCHEZ LE COFFEE I say.)

Siveter, an expert in paleontology, believes ostracods are very sexy animals because they have the second longest sperm in the animal kingdom. A one millimeter ostracod can produce a single sperm 10 millimeters long.

"An ostracod has the longest sperm to body ratio of any animal known to man, so clearly it has to have special equipment to deal with the sperm. It doesn't have one penis, it has two. We found the two penises in a 100 million year old fossil." (Cherchez le Coffee and Joan Collins I say.)

"The US, contemptuous of the UN, indifferent to the criticisms of friends and neighbours, reserves the right to invade this country or that to effect "regime change" in defiance of international law. And Bush has the audacity to talk of rogue states with weapons of mass destruction.

Another year of living dangerously. Be afraid. Be very afraid."

From article by Phillip Adams. (Another proud pisser into the wind.)

Brian, I'm sure that's O.J. in the red pick up.

At an inquest today into the death of a thirty-one year old man found floating in Michael Barrymore's swimming pool last year, an open verdict was returned. According to the ITV news the man had suffered massive sexual damage, had been high on drugs and alcohol and....

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....the man had suffered massive sexual damage? What the fu...? Oh...you mean that Michael Barrymore had stuck his penis up the man's arse and ripped his colon to shreds?

The ITV News: Protecting the reputations of celebrities on the ITV pay-roll by use of enigmatic wording since 1969.

Incidentally Terry...I've been trying to work out what George Bush Two (This Time it's Personal) has tattooed on his knuckles in the photograph you posted below. The nearest I can make out is 'Left' and 'Right'...