The 12 Days of Christmas, Sydney style.

On the fifth day of Christmas Baby Jesus sent to me,

Five trains a crashing,

Four planes a smashing,

Three million starving Iraqis,

Two warlords plotting,

One bush a burning

And a twat in the Presidential Suite!

Well, there is winter and we stay here without real sport.
Thank God, the internet give us great possibility of extrem sports in the little rooms.
For example:
- Golf: it helps improve putting,
- Ball: Power Peeball.

Britain's troops no longer need to worry about wearing combat boots that melt in the heat of the Iraqi desert because there aren't enough boots to go around! Maybe they were listed on the same order to supply working firearms and enough helicopter pilots for Britains grounded fleet of Apache gun ships.

NEW LABOUR NEW FUCK UP!

Cherie Blair (daughter of Anthony Booth the famous 70's porn actor), judge (I wonder how she got that job) and, of course, the prime minister's missus, has today admitted buying two flats with the help of a well-known and previously convicted fraudster. (So well known I've forgotten his name already.) Despite the government denying Mrs Blair's involvement with the ex-con all week, as new press allegations loomed she decided to make a clean breast of matters. (Hopefully not on page three.) "Yes, I have used a person who is quite possibly the biggest conman in Britain today to further my own ends," Mrs Blair commented. "But I have no plans to divorce him yet."

Other news and gay couples are set to receive the same rights as hetrosexual married couples under new government proposals. Said Uncle Tony, "This isn't me being P.C. It's just that we're sick of having to pay out single-person rate benefits because we previously haven't recognised gay marriages."

Prince Charles is a deeply religious man. He's been on his knees thanking God for Cherie Blair's stupidity all week!!!

EGGWINA CURRY DEFILES AND DEGRADES HARLEY DAVIDSON MOTOR CYCLES!!!