"Terry: If you want to salvage anything from the Not-So-Big-Brother site."
I have it all on floppies (courtesy of Coffee's flaccid twins). Copies have been sent to the House Committee on Unamerican Activities, The Warren Commission, the Administrators of the Lan****e Truss Fund and the War Crimes Commission in the Hague.
Negotiations are underway with NBC and CBS for rights to the day time soap adaptation. (A replacement for "The Bold and the Beautiful" is being sought.) The negotiations are currently at a stalemate. Unfortunately when you signed up Coffee for NSBB while you weren't looking he inserted (you know how obssessed he is with that activity) a clause which gave his twins top billing on both the opening and closing credits of any TV or film adaptation of NSBB. The suits from CBS and NBC are objecting to the wording that Coffee is insisting upon ...
the friendly faces of terrorism"