China's new leader celebrates victory.

President Chan signals policy changes during his first visit to America. "We Chinese are going to lighten up like you wouldn't believe. "The Great Leap Forward" was cool stuff in its day but "The Great Prat Fall All Over the Place" is going to tap into the wave length of a new generation. Watch this space dudes."

After the formal address, host Comrade Letterman had President Chan rolling in the aisles with his 10 top "Confucius says" jokes.