WMD found: 0
WMD fired in anger: 0
Chemical/biological weapons found and verified: 0
Chemical/biological weapons fired in anger: 0
Chemical/biological weapons reported under "The Cry Wolf Act": 8
Saddams captured or killed: 0
Saddam doubles captured or killed: 0
Saddam double's doubles captured or killed: 0
Bin Ladens captured or killed: 0
Verified Al Qaeda operatives based in Iraq captured or killed: 0
Journalists killed: 11
Friendly fired and killed: Lots.
Iraqi civilians killed: Who knows? One site reports a maximum estimate of 1049 and a minimum of 876.
World leaders with incurable priapism: A minimum of three.
Geneva Conventions flouted by both sides: "Geneva whats?"
US corporations who are lined up to turn the reconstruction of Iraq into a nice little earner: "You can't prove we made any donations to George's campaign fund!"
One young, undoubtedly grateful Iraqi civilian who won't be attending the "Liberation" party:
