'Cos I'm made out of glue.
Oh, I'm sticking with you...
Whatever you want to do,
I'm gonna do too!
You held up a stagecoach in the rain,
Now I'm doing the same.
Yes, I'm sticking with you,
'Cos I'm made out of glue. (refrain)
The thankless task provided by bloggers around the world in an attempt to educate under-privileged Americans about the concepts of Satire, Cynicism and Humour (with a 'U').