For all those people who have been searching (as the stats for this site tend to indicate) for the photograph of all those lovely naked Australian women protesting against the war...here it is (magnifying glass recommended):

I had to scour the internet for that. I hope you're happy now.

For all those people who have been searching for underage Lolita porn (as the stats also tend to indicate)...and might I add at this point that Matthew Kelly is not amongst them...then you'll have to ask Deputy Editor Sedgwick about that one. I've had my researcher, Peter Townshend, working for months trying to track the damned stuff down and he reckons he can't find it anywhere...