The Venerable Sage of Unyan Dispenser of wisdoms and sayer of sooths to the multitudes |
Upon hearing that Khalid Sheik Mohammed, beloved of Osambin bin Liner, has fallen into the hands of Foul Satan's minions the Venerable Unyan doth say - Waxeth not wroth in vengeance O followers of Al-Qaeda! Bombeth not the capitalist, US loving non-Moslem infidels of Filly-Peen who do the Beast's work by going about their very day-to-day existence in false peace for has it not been said that the mighty Sheik was dobbed in by one of his own? |