Rant of the Week!
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My good friend "Sexytiger" (photo) is looking for the love of his life.
He would like to invite any lady visitors to "The Rant of the Week" to "spend a romantic evening with my girl by going to bar, followed by having a nice meal and on a chic disco and back to bed together."
"Sexytiger" (profile) is based in Dubai which he loves because "the business laws are lax and convenient, there is no tax and one can enjoy most modern and elegant mosques for prayers as well as bars, pubs, discos, nightclubs" This well rounded chap is looking for "a girl who dresses according to the occasion, looks like a princess in a party and like a bohemian otherwise. Who behaves like a nymph in bed. Ready to try anything and everything once in a while. A girl who will not mind walking on streets of Paris, Rome, Athens, Geneva etc in a see through sleeveless top without a bra and short hot pants. A girl who feels no inhibition to go to the beaches in a tiny bikini or even without it."
However "Sexytiger" sets some high standards "I EXPECT HER TO BE FLUENT IN WITTEN AND SPOKEN ENGLISH."
Come girls snap up this catch of the day right now before Edwina Currie unleashes her hormones again and beats you to the punch.
There are other fine chaps like "Sexytiger" you might like to meet at this site. However if you could just keep your excitement contained for another week or so before visiting the site it would be appreciated. The webmaster has yet to weed out a few of the serial killers who have snuck through the normally high security publishing protocol and posted their pictures.
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