T.V.'s funny man, Les 'bad-boy' Dennis, has been nominated for eviction for breaking wind too much. (No...seriously...apparently his farts smell like old cabbage. Which might explain why he sniffs his own socks.) Lezza this afternoon after having just let rip on Messenger's face. The results were dire...the follow through turning into one of the most distasteful scenes in the Big Brother House since Jade stuck her arse in the camera. Let's just be glad that it wasn't Diamond dropping her guts as the patio windows weren't designed to take such pressure.
Also up for nomination was Blue Peter's Goldie after he crapped on the settee and then sniffed Sue Perkin's rear. Celebrity Big Bollocks...the egos have landed.
Frightened by the prospect of being the first 'celebrity' to be slung out, Goldie takes refuge beneath Diamond's chair. The events that followed have placed the entire programme in jeopardy. However Goldie's remains have already been signed up for Channel 4's premiere edition of "Celebrity Autopsy" to be shown next week.
