PAUL MORGAN HAS BEEN SPOTTED OFF LLANDUDNO.

Yes, missing Welsh diplomat, Paul 'Organ' Morgan, has almost returned to our foetid fold with his unique brand of porno photos and...well...more porno photos. In a recent e-mail sent to Yours Truly, Organ expressed his deepest apologies for having been absent for some time, explaining his deplorable conduct as being due to financial pressures and lack of computer. He also added, "Please pass this message on to Terry Sedgwick...swivel on it you bearded wombat fingerer."

With a bit of luck Mr Organ will be returning to this Blogger Board shortly...although in what capacity it's difficult to determine. Stay tuned folks...