Bored with the smell of garlic in France? Fed up with the concrete hotels in Costa del Packet? Still not forgiven the Germans for what they did in the War? Then why not visit...
...the luxury U.S. detention center in gloriously sunny downtown Afghanistan!
CAMP DELTA
Yes...Camp Delta is so easy to reach. Just make sure that you're in the wrong place at the wrong time and you'll be detained at George Bush's leisure for the rest of your life...or until the War on Terrorism ends...which is much the same thing.
Watch those excess pounds of flab just fall away with our fabulous lack of cuisine and our unique torture regime.
Witness the Geneva Convention being torn apart before your eyes.
Get yourself a tan that'll be the envy of your long lost friends from the comfort of your spacious five foot by three foot mesh holding pen.
It's so relaxing here, so far from the hectic bustle of normal civilisation! No lawyers to annoy you! No human rights campaigners to steal the deckchairs! And best of all, once you've arrived you'll never, ever leave!
So make sure that you choose CAMP DELTA for the holiday of a lifetime!
