So, some gay people think the term “homosexual” is offensive, out dated and therefore no longer politically correct enough for them. Instead they prefer the term “orientation towards people of the same sex”.
Well, it’s a bit of a mouthful but a queer by any other name I suppose so here’s a few unPC counterbalances I made up earlier.
For the girls: cherry picker, bud buster, snatch snogger, tuning the tuna.
For the boys: gerbil jiggler, riding the tube, shit shunter, Percy Reversi.

What next I wonder? Should we replace the word “terrorist” with the term “impending and forceful orientation towards people who refuse to capitulate immediately and who do not share our religious and social beliefs”? Not as incisive as “murdering bastard” in anyone’s language.

Two-faced Tone should remember that, come the next election, there won’t be enough thought police and politically motivated gays around to save his scaly arse! And even if he does like dressing up in a bright blue twin set and pearls and going around “handbagging” unions, stamping his feet crossly at the French and Germans and making war on Iraq with his bum-buddy, Bush (You mean bosom pal don’t you? Ed.), Thatch (the bitch demon from Hell) will always be renowned for having the bigger pair of balls.

Note: Unc B, this is an anti-PC rant, not anti-gay!!!