KEEPING YOURSELF NICE. (?!)

An Orstrayen chastity belter.

Chastity belts, the Safeway.

What is it they say? "Not work safe!" Well in my humble opinion THIS doesn't appear to be particularly safe ... work place or no. (Other than perhaps those dedicated zealots beavering away at the Conservative Party HQ.)

Mr. Petrenyi you seem to have a ready capacity to find odd stuff. Your mission Joe me boy, should you choose to accept it, is to top this weird lot.

(Should the visitor to this site be still stumped for Xmas present ideas for Uncle Brian, I can forward his barely vital statistics.)