This week I shall be reviewing "TLC", BBC 2's latest half hour comic offering set in a national health hospital and starring that bloke out of The League of Gentlemen and one half of Armstrong and Miller.

One word...shit.

Addenudum: Following several hastily scrawled e-mails complaining about my treatment of this programme I have decided to lengthen my previous critique. It appears that I haven't given enough thought to the ground-breaking style, the satire, the wit and the character development within the series. The new review now runs thus:

Unfunny shit.