Latest News: George W. Bush today rallied his subserviant, arse-licking, don't-ask-questions-just-follow-orders warriors together at Fort Bastard (or wherever it was...hey, I'm drunk so I couldn't care less) calling on them to "Stand firm against possible/probable difficult times ahead." Not half as difficult as the poor bastards in Iraq are about to experience, I bet. Apparently America now plans to 'LIBERATE' Iraq...as opposed to bomb the shit out of it and steal its oil reserves. Who says that America has fucked up the English language, eh?

What I'd like to know is who's going to liberate the rest of the world from America? Adding insult to injury, Dubbya went on to proclaim that the whole world was sick and tired of Iraq's refusal to disarm. The whole World? Surely America is the only country in the capitalist west where the majority of the population want to bomb Iraq? Are Bush and his cohorts still that ignorant that they believe America to be the only cuntry (sic) that actually matters? (Rhetorical question.)

And so begins a new year...same old crap, same old rhetoric, same old politics, same old gallbladder. One pork pie too many tonight. I knew it was a mistake buying a party pack of Melton Mowbray. Three tumblers of whiskey short of a coma. Normal service has been resumed.