This morning a mystifying search engine query found its way to this blogsite - Fair Isle sweaters for men. I feel a sheep-shagging joke coming on...

Editor's note: Just make sure Organ Morgan isn't around to read it ...

Deputy Editor's note: I wish Ulrika would keep her tits out of our Blog. Comes up No. 1 in Gooooooogle when searching for "ulrika johnsen's tits".