PENSIONERS TO BE DEPORTED SHOCK!

150,000 annual pensions will buy a new Typhoon delta-wing aircraft, 15,000 pensions will buy a tank, 150 pensions will buy ten shells, 15 pensions will buy basic kit for three soldiers. Please aid the war against Iraq by handing in your old age pensioners to your nearest police station or government offices for speedy deportation. You know it makes sense.

Acting Editor here.
Happily the Australian Government has been only too ready to suck up to Tony co-operate with the British Government in this noble cause.