The Venerable Sage of Unyan Dispenser of wisdoms and sayer of sooths to the multitudes

Upon hearing that Mother Superior Blunkers, in his charity, doth urge a plenitude of work permits upon the needy, non-English spaking rabble seeking alms at his door, the Venerable Unyan doth say - so shall it come to pass that the unemployment figures shall be set to rise and rise, just like the hands and voices of Lord God Anthony's loyal subjects who shall praise him in the highest. And there will be much wailing and gnashing of teeth heard in the land when the truth of the stupidity sinks in.