Friday, February 07, 2003

So, Nasser Hussain and the English side are now assured that no harm will befall them from hoards of starving and tortured malcontents should they play cricket in Zimbabwe. What a releif this must be for England's captain and the avaricious mental dwarfs he calls a team.
The only gain in playing cricket in Zimbabwe is a major political coup by Muthugbe's regime - oh, and the loot trousered by our wonderful sportsmen and the Cricketing authorities who call the shots. Should the English team actually discover they have a conscience (or at least disbeleive they won't be at risk if they play in Zimbabwe) then they'll find themselves in a win-win situation. Finding their moral backbone will increase their popularity back home (let's face it, it can't get any worse!). And what if they lose a few points by boycotting the game - they're shit at playing cricket anyway and stand no real chance of winning the tournament. I suggest they blame their failure on "fair play" rather than on the fact that they are a bunch of completely useless twats. They might even fool the press into hailing them as heroes.