"The Australian War Memorial in Canberra is considering hiring an official war artist to create images of the conflict in Iraq."

Note to Editor. Please forward your C.V. tout suite. The competiton is hot. The U.S. State Department is already creating images of the conflict as fast as it can hire the pixelators and whitewashers.

Editor's note: No sooner said than done...

Perfick, mein Editor ... encapsulates Bush's proposition that "my anenome's anenome is my fresia except after "c" when the square on the hyperbole is equal to the sum of the borders of the other two warring factions. And is there honey still for tea?"