Thought I was dead didn'tcha! nononononononononooooo, I wasn't dead! I was on "hiatus". Didn't half get a scare when I got a letter from the MoD though... "you are invited to the national army museum to display at our 'Leeches and Lasers - Military Medicine through the ages' weekend". Phewwww[

Just wanna wish our lads the best of luck, and to keep their heads down; their ears up; their arms forward; their legs backward; tummies on the floor, and cocks IN PANTS!!! You don't know where the locals have been!!!

T-Minus 3 hours to ass-kicking...