Sorry to upstage you Brian on the Flockhart front, but in every there's a skeleton (boom, boom) in the cupboard of every *Star*. I have found a still from a porno movie Callista made when she was but an innocent slip of a gal sleeping her way to the bottom. (Not sure but I would imagine that Dottie Parker ... somewhere in between martinis #237 and #769 ... has already used that phrase.)

"All those pages and not one photo of the star-spangled banner!" Well Callista, let's redress the balance RIGHT NOW! The patriotism might be a little understated, but nontheless a bit of subtlety is a fine thing.