People are asking who should step into Saddam’s shoes should the Americans succeed in toppling him from his presidency.
Saddam is a corrupt and degenerate murder who deserves everything that is hopefully coming to him. He could, however, reconcile himself with Bush if he would consider bending down and taking it up the arse like a good camel jockey whenever the US demands it of him. In the event of this not happening then candidates who would like to be considered for the post of President of Iraq must be able to fulfil certain requirements. They must not be religious nutters nor have a name that begins with Ayatollah. Corrupt and degenerate behaviour can be negotiated so long as American policies are welcome. Any Iraqi regime, no matter how moderate or beneficial, will be bombed out of existence if it encourages the Palestinians to fight for what belongs to them, especially if it is to the detriment to US corporate interests in Iraq’s oil wealth. Applications from greedy, pocket-lining bastards with an eye on the main chance will be given priority.


Thought for the Day

The US vowed to “get” Gaddafi, Saddam and Bin Laden. Since all three are still drawing breath does that make the US military a bunch of useless wankers who are simply begging for another excuse to make themselves look staggeringly farcical at the expense of even more innocent and allied casualties?