Green fairy is ... whereas Brian Hughes is ...
and I'm shocked to discover that Twisted Sister is ...
I am most discomforted by this
... totally amazed by this.

These are but a few things that I would have never suspected.

"Brian Hughes is getting in trim to run his seventh London marathon dressed as Paddington Bear."
"Brian Hughes is approaching the end of his first year as full time chaplain in Belfast City Hospital."


"Twisted Sister is indeed a very special plant."
"Twisted Sister is occasionally diverted through a small hydroelectric facility."

"Green Fairy is sexy although I know I'll never see her picture."
"Green Fairy is as good a roll as a drunken midget with a speech impediment."