In a live statement issued personally tonight at 6.45 p.m. (it was supposed to be at 6 o'clock but typical of women everywhere she was late) Cherri Blair admitted to the media that she was a bitch. Well...more or less. After copious amounts of spin and a certain amount of blubbering when she reached the bit about "protecting her son on his first day 'sniff' at university 'sniff...lip tremble spin'...a display of gratuitous sentimentality not seen since the late Saint Diana blubbed about her marriage and won three Oscars....Cherri Blair said that her only mistake had been a lack of judgement.

Er...is it just me or does that sort of make her position as judge a bit of a joke? I mean, seriously, leaving aside for the moment the fact that we 'men' hate all 'successful women' (especially morally corrupt ones) and just want to bring them down, surely she shouldn't be dictating peoples' lives for them when she can't even work out what's right and wrong in her own!

Sack her! Sack her now and whilst we're at it let's sack her husband! And let's put Saddam in power! He might be an absolute bastard in every sense of the word, but at least he doesn't pretend to be anything different.