Tyson, whom some disillusioned connoisseurs of modern art have dubbed “More con artist than artist!”, described his work as “antagonism for the embodiment of the colorectal impetus of pseudo-aesthetic conceptualism”.
In plain English – a giant suppository up the arse of his critics.
As he trousered his cheque for £20,000, Tyson cheekily suggested his winning entry would be renamed “Neo Modernistic Ancient Twine”.
Last night the modern art movement was seen to hang its head in embarassment.
