On Wednesday the Daily Mail ran a story about the Rev. Lee Rayfield traumatising a class full of eight years olds, including Ulrika Johnsson’s son Cameron, by telling them FC was dead and how the speed of pressie delivery would vaporise his famous reindeer.
What a miserable bastard!
Today the Mail saved the day by explaining the “science” behind FC and how the jolly old elf will be performing his annual miraculous feat on schedule.
How sweet!
Maybe the Mail will give us all an early Crimbo pressie by SHUTTING THE FUCK UP about the lies and omissions of Cherie Blair. They’ve been at it for nearly a fortnight and YES, we have got the message! REALLY WE HAVE!
Have these sad journos any idea what overkill is? I think they should be told!