The country is going into political and social meltdown and all Nanny Blunkers can do is pass a law to lock up people who like nature in the raw. Presumably he is making space in Britain's prisons to house perpetrators of this heinous crime by turnng loose murderers, burglars etc. Barmy or what?
Fucking al fresco is as old as the human race and a popular leisuretime pursuit. It's time to lie down (or assume any position that takes your fancy) and be counted!!

PS Precautions should be taken to prevent frost bite.