The Venerable Sage of Unyan Dispenser of wisdoms and sayer of sooths to the multitudes

Upon hearing that Gordon the Gormless doth urge the young peasants of this blessed land to provide for their dotage, even as they shell out tens of thousands of sheckels to attend the high temples of Peda-Gogy, the Venerable Unyan doth say - verily that Gordon is an crafty one. For not only shall he grab thirty and seven billion sheckels from existing dotage funds but he commandeth the young to pick up the shortfall caused by poorly performing share prices. His reward in the afterlife shall be great but only if he survives the wrath of Lord God Anthony.