Saturday, September 28, 2002

"Mr Major was a government whip and she was a backbencher."

Tories and whips again!




... BUT could this be another bit of rumpy pumpy that John hasn't told us about?


However this Johnny is really a pathetically boring Tory who has let the side down badly.

Where were the rent boys, plastic bags and fishnet stockings?
... the stock and rough trade of the dyed in the woolly thinking Tory.


I note that Hell hath no fury like a Tory wife upstaged.
"I am a little surprised, not at Mrs Currie's indiscretion but at a temporary lapse in John Major's taste."
Lady Archer