What gives with the BBC? There are two programmes that I make a point of watching every week. (Just the two...hardly worth the £120.00 annual license fee but that's the aristocracy for you! Theiving inbred b*stards!)

One's Robot Wars and the other is the double episode on a Sunday Evening of The League of Gentlemen.

Firstly...Robot Wars! So far this series, over the last thirteen weeks we've had six epidsodes. Every second week at least Robot Wars has been replaced by some sh*te load of old w*nk of a sports programme that, as a nation, we're completely cr*p at. Cricket highlights! Football! Golf! Athletics! Syncronised Swimming! We're useless at them! The only sport we ever win at is Robot Wars! So why do the t*ssers at the BBC consider Athletics more important?

Secondly...last night I sat down to watch the League of Gentlemen...the last two episodes in the series...only to discover they'd been inexplicably taken off and replaced by some pointless episode of Have I Got News For You from two years ago and the fifteen-hundreth repeat showing of a Harry Enfield mid-series half hour show.

Why in God's name!?

I suspect it had something to do with the fact that the police found Amanda Dowler's body yesterday...or the day before or something. And the BBC considered it inappropriate to show a comedy programme featuring two serial killers so close to the discovery.

But again I ask, WHY? There are people murdered every f**king day and it doesn't stop them showing the bucket loads of banal American sh*te that feature murder upon murder.

And I somehow doubt that any of Amanda Dowlers relatives, after the sort of day they'd just had, would be watching The League of Gentlemen at 11 o'clock last night anyway.

The BBC are w*nkers! Every time somebody dies or gets murdered these days they hang around the crime scene like f*cking vultures until the place is full of inappropriate flowers and Mickey Mouse balloons (not unlike the Lady Spencer farce of several years back). Then they condescendingly tell the brain-dead British public to stop harassing the victim's relatives in this way.

Please don't get me wrong...I'm not belittling the Amanda Dowler murder here. But the BBC are.

Time to revoke the license I reckon.

On second thoughts...it's long overdue.