This morning ex-Tory primeminster John Major and Sex-Goddess 'Egg'wina Curry (mistress of the whips, chains and manacles) admitted to having a four year affair whilst in office. "It's the most shameful thing I've ever done," said Major. You're not kidding, John! It's tantamount to bestiality!
Other news and it's my thirty-nirghmm..hak...hak...cough...rmph birthday.
SPECIAL "ON A NEED TO KNOW BASIS" BULLETIN FROM
HAPPY BIRTHDAY
NON-CITIZEN HUGHES.
You share a date with Olivia! Now that's ironic coincidence.
On a more positive note, your birth date was
drawn at the Department of Homeland Security's
Friday night piss up and Bible reading class raffle.
Your uniform, Ronald McDonald mask
and ticket to Bhaghdhadh are in the post.
Have a nice birthday! You want to get fried with that?
(Conscription Sans Front Bottoms)
(It's also Oliva Neutron Bomb's birthday...Australia's answer to Edwina.) Cheques, condolences and gratuities to the usual address please. In the meantime, here's this week's Scrag End:
