News just in, and the bomb attack on the Chechen Government in Grozny has claimed the lives of at least forty people.

This, of course, is not the first mass slaughter. In August rebels killed 116 soldiers in a single missile attack on a Russian helicopter.

In October they took 800 people hostage in a Moscow theatre, of whom 129 died as Russian special forces stormed in to rescue them.

According to sources in this latest attack no Brits have been killed.

So fuck 'em...let's party!