We must not be impatient. We must be kind and considerate of those who are less fortunate than we are. You, of all people, should realize this, just remembering your litany of problems both financial and moral, they mirror my own sad tear filled story, boring though that may be. I am sure you do not wish me to waste space here by recounting the founding of the Weaver dynasty in the Black Forest and subsequent migration of the small greasy short hairy men that were to become not just dwarves but mighty warriors in the founding of Great Britain, even before it had a name but was more a place for Romans to ravage. Those Romans! Little did they realize just slightly West was a great continent, soon to be discovered by those same small hairy men seeking whisky and filled with a desire to carve a new life out of the American Indian. (This story is fully recounted by the Firesign Group.) I am sure you remember what then happened, filthy railroad crews laid a shinning band of steel rails across them all. Then they made big engine parts, big guns, and then the man who was to become the dearest friend of Tony Blair President Bush II was born to take oil from the ground and smoke very large cigars. Probably made in Cuba by North Korean specialists.
It was all down hill from there. So you see all is not as simple as you so callously make out to be? Especially about the genitals, how could you say such things about a National leader? Have you seen them? Have you been looking under skirts where you shouldn't? You are a very nasty person.
Editor's note: Weaver, you are correct in the assumption that Terry Sedgwick is a very nasty person. There are currently fifteen baby wombats pressing 'historical' charges against him for indecent exposure and illegal entry to their private mounds, along with a fifteen second old kangaroo from Wogga Wogga (still bald, only three inches long and plucked from its mother's pouch whilst suckling) that has set a legal precedent for brutal rape accusations as well as allegations of grand buggery, plagerism and wearing odd socks. The video is now available from 'Rolf Harris Enterprises, 69 Ozziebeard Street, Reading' priced £11.99. Extended footage of the koala torture chamber previously untransmitted on the Channel 5 documentary is also available on DVD.
