Saddam: A power-crazed, smug-faced, bigoted, religious zealot and tin-pot dictator who took control of his country regardless of whether the electorate wanted him there or not and then surrounded himself by military comrades.
Dubbya: A power-crazed, smug-faced, bigoted, religious zealot and tin-pot dictator who took control of his country regardless of whether the electorate wanted him there or not and then surrounded himself by military comrades.
Saddam: Shoots his own people through the head if they break the law.
Dubbya: Kills his own people by lethal injection or the electric chair if they break the law.
Saddam: Set fire to the oil wells in Kuwait causing untold amounts of environmental damage.
Dubbya: Refused to sign up to the summit in which all of the other western leaders agreed to take action against global warming and rainforest destruction, thus allowing America to continue causing untold amounts of environmental damage.
Saddam: Keeps his own people ignorant of the truth by manipulation of the country's media.
Dubbya: Keeps his own people ignorant of the truth by manipulation of the country's media.
Saddam: Is known to have developed biological and chemical weapons in spite of the Geneva Convention.
Dubbya: Is known to have developed biological and chemical weapons in spite of the Geneva Convention.
Saddam: Believed to have enough weapons of mass destruction, including those of a nuclear variety, to take out a sizeable chunk of the Middle East.
Dubbya: Believed to have enough weapons of mass destruction, including those of a nuclear variety, to destroy the entire World fifteen times over.
Saddam: Supports terrorism through weapons supply and funding, including the Al Queada network.
Dubbya: Helped set up the Al Queada training camps in Afghanistan with his father to fight the Russians. Also known to have supported the IRA both in weapons and funds for many decades.
Saddam: Wants to destroy the West and become the most powerful man in the World.
Dubbya: Wants to destroy the East and become the most powerful man in the World.
Saddam: Has lots of oil wells.
Dubbya: Hasn't got Saddam's oil wells yet.
The "History will record you as the arse-licking toadie who ignored his people and plunged us all into war" Contest,
c/o Tony bin Blair,
10 Downing Street,
London
