"My fellow wombat fuckers. I would like to take this P.R. opportunity to express my sorrow and walletfelt condolences to everyone who lost their homes and/or loved ones in the worst Australian bush fire since Kylie Minogue stood too close to the barbie. Words fail me. Frequently. On a more positive note, however, now that the flames are out we've finally got the ashes back in Australia where they belong."
