I'd like to take this time to discuss those small tags that you find on pillows and mattresses. Oh wait, you probably want me to make fun of something or attack a well known person who is in the public eye, you want me to say bad things about people I know nothing about. You want me to use high irony and wit, something as an American is extremely difficult for me, probably due to a deficient education. I try to keep secret the fact that I passed 8th grade by what used to be called a "Social Promotion".
I find this kind of anger and negativity on the part of ROTW to be very small minded indeed, not like my own desire for the kind of high minded purpose that would make ROTW a real money making opportunity for lonely housewives, and skill less unemployed mechanics, to make money by offering to make ROTW a great marketing spot for lamps and hand made knitted puppies.
If there is more to be said in the future regarding this golden money making opportunity I can assure you I will not rest until you all have sent me a contribution to effect this wonderful new direction. Please remember to convert your really funny looking money to US currency.
Until then I remain faithfully in deep gratitude. Let's all try to keep the foul mouthed trash talk to a minimum OK? Isn't there enough negativity in the world?
Deputy Editor's note. Brian, as you will have noticed we (along with the entire staff of the Department of Homeland Security can intervene and put whatever words and HTML we choose into your mouth. Be assured we exercise this power with the utmost and absolute capriciousness and malice aforethought. So far we have been responsible for the execution in Texas of no less than 87 (and counting) innocent people.
Editor's note: Welcome aboard Brian#2 (or, as I shall refer to you from now on to save any future confusion and to also give an air of authority: Weaver). Don't worry about having to find anything witty or intelligent to say on this Blogger board. As you've no doubt already noticed nobody else bloody does. Just a couple of points to straighten out (as the actress said to Kevin Coffee), those being that this is not exclusively a 'British' board. It just seems that way due to the inordinate amount of bum, knob and fart jokes on it. Mr Sedgwick, for example, is Antipodean (which is a posh sounding name for a wombat fucker). Mr Coffee is one of your fellow Americans (we're an equal opportunities site and feel we ought to do the 'right thing' for our disabled cousins). Paul Morgan is an American of Welsh extraction (and possibly sheep extraction) and Joe...well, Joe seems to be from a different planet altogether. Everyone else is probably British but it's difficult to tell with any certainty, some of Twisted Sister's postings having a hint of Bohemia about them and Great Grandma Hughes just being an homogenus bitch fatale. Whatever the case, I hope you enjoy your time with us and don't just post one item like most of the ignorant bastards we invite onboard before buggering off into the night worried that the Homeland Security boys will be scouring their countries for them.
Dear Editor,
You are being far too kind and accommodating.
Let's cut to the chase, sacrifice the bugger right now.
(You did say he was an organically grown,
sacrifice quality virgin?)
Yours Sincerely,
"A Concerned Deputy Editor."
AUSTRALIA.
