"Why shouldn't I return to TV?" Michael Barrymore asks the world at large.
Return to TV? As if he's been hiding from the cameras and media publicity recently!
Not being one of Barrymore's legion of fans I could never understand his bankabilty in the first place. He's revealed himself to be a mean, snidey, debauched little shit of a man who wants us to believe that Stuart Lubbock's injuries (extensive internal injuries suggesting a serious sexual assault) were inflicted post mortem in hospital rather than as a consequence of being a guest at a drug-fuelled party held in Barrymore's home where he was seemingly assaulted before drowning. After the body was found Barrymore's first reaction was to run away. He's been running away ever since; from reality as well as from responsibility.
Have that man paid an obscene amount of money to appear on prime-time TV? Not bloody likely!!!


So, still no decision from the England cricket team and the ECB about the forthcoming match in Zimbabwe. According to a poll almost 80% of people believe that England should refuse to play in Zimbabwe so what's to decide chaps?


Following the debacle of the plagiarised report that Phoney and the Rats of Spin tried to pass off as a bone fide intelligence report, compiled by MI6, as a prelude to a war with Iraq I would like to nominate the following as a British "Axis of Evil": Tony Blair, Alastair Campbell, Geoff Hoon, Jack Staw. Together with their US and Australian counterparts (you know who they are) they have decided to have a war hardly anyone else wants. The consequences of attacking Iraq are unknown and have been largely ignored. Hoon has refused to rule out the use of nukes against a population that is less than half than that of Britain. Our nuclear capability is supposed to be a DETERRANT! When we start using it to threaten countries into obeying British and US dictats then that makes us no better than Saddam. When will New Labout back benchers realise that their jobs are NOT as important as removing our insane leadership?