I slipped Reg Hollis a tenner and bottle of ginger pop in exchange for some of the shocking material that was on Pete Townshend's hard drive. Click on "The Who Medley" to hear this poor abused child's cry for help.

(Requires Flash ... shall refrain from the obvious cheap shot.)

"This monkey mythology of Darwin is the cause of permissiveness, promiscuity, prophylactics, perversions, pregnancies, abortions, pornography, pollution, poisoning and proliferation of crimes of all types." ~Judge Braswell Dean, quoted in Time, March 1981

January 2003. Judge Dean releases Mr. Townshend on bail, but sentences chimpanzee to 5 consecutive life sentences on each obscenity charge.