It's good to see the viewing figures are back to normal after last week's Ulrika fest. It's also pleasant note that not a single one of Ulrika's fans has returned to this board. The fact that the Rant of the Week didn't contain any scintillating gossip about the Norwegian weather bint must have dampened their passions no end and left them very frustrated.

With that in mind...and working on the premise that the sad, adolescant toss-pots won't return to this backwater site in the future either...here are two photographs of Ulrika Johnson with her tits out.