WIN A FANTASTIC HOLIDAY WITH THE AMAZING "RANT OF THE WEEK" COMPETITION!

Yes! By answering one simple question you could soon be tanning yourself on the sundrenched sands of downtown Iraq.

Spend a week exploring the ancient ruins of Baghdad! Stay in the luxurious surroundings of the Hotel Paradisimo where you'll be waited on hand and foot by top Iraqui ministers and officials. See the night skies over the arab world light up with explosions and colorful missiles. Taste the exotic organically-grown grass as eaten by the local peasants. Sample the delights of bio-chemically enhanced water and get bombed out of your skull every night!

Sound like Heaven to you? It soon will be!

Here's the question...

Name Five Football Managers!

It's as simple as that! You don't have to provide us with the names of five world leaders or five members of the cabinet. If you can only answer the first question then you'll this wonderful holiday of a lifetime will be yours.

Please send your answers by e-mail to:

Iamatw@whoworksforBritishTele.com

Then telephone the "British Armed Forces" and tell them you want to volunteer immediately.