The Ten Commandments of Mr. Reginald Supreme-Being Pty. Ltd.

1. Thou shalt have no other brokers before me.
II. Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven corporate logo.
III. Thou shalt not take the name of the LORD thy financial advisor in vain.
IV. Remember the closing quote, to keep it holy.
V. Honour thy mom and pop shares.
VI. Thou shalt not kill neither bull nor bear.
VII. Thou shalt not commit to anything (especially on paper).
VIII. Thou shalt not inside trade.
IX. Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbour's portfolio.
X. Thou shalt not make a hostile takeover of any thing that is thy neighbour's.