UNNAMED FOOTBALLER IN STEROID ABUSE SCANDAL!

For those of you who might blunder into this site looking for a certain “name” in connection with the above major news item, prepare to be disappointed. The commentators on this blog site couldn’t give a flying f*ck about football nor the greed crazed bastards who make a living from it.

Although this story has knocked the celebrity slappers and bonkmeisters from the news’ top billing this morning, the real scandal is that it is considered to be a major item of news at all. Footballers are a bunch of (mostly) moronic faux heroes who get paid obscene amounts of money for kicking an inflated bladder around a field. Compare these primping shitwits to emergency workers, doctors and nurses, who actually perform worthwhile jobs but have to fight for a decent standard of living and they don’t look all that wonderful after all.

While the NHS and emergency services are in crisis some overpaid troglodyte is popping drugs to make sure he can squeeze in one more Merc into a garage that is probably the size of Wales. And we don’t want to hear the excuse that he is the victim of food supplements. This defence is only believed by fans and stupid people. Food supplements have long been blamed for sportspeople testing positive for Noradrenalin. Sensible people would avoid these supplements like the plague and buy Lucozade and Mars Bars like everyone else. Of course, it could be simply a handy “get out” for the losers who are actually popping pills and hoping to pull the wool over the eyes of various sports authorities.

Here’s some sound advice – the food supplement defence doesn’t work you dumb f*cks! Now piss off and find a proper job!!!!!