Now those Al Qaeda b*stards are targeting our native fauna. Leave them alone, that's our right! On second thoughts ... go for it! He's a footballer ... no identifiable life form, native or otherwise, as far as I can gather.
Thursday, October 17, 2002
Wednesday, October 16, 2002
Andersen Gets Five Years, Fined $500,000.
A federal judge fined accounting firm Andersen $500,000 and sentenced it to five years probation October 16, 2002 for obstructing justice in a probe of client Enron, a hollow punishment as the auditor is all but out of business.
Begs the question ... if Andersen breaks probation who gets banged up in chokey? The CEO? The Board? Every employee? The articles of association?
I wouldn't want to see anyone from Andersen banged up with mass murderers, child molesters and gang rapists. These felons have standards.
Christians...get off the planet now! You are outdated, worthless and pathetic. If you can’t keep your stupid, remedial opinions to yourselves then you must leave our world immediately. If you can’t live in peace and harmony with anybody else and are incapable of realising that other people are entitled to their points of view then you really don’t deserve to exist.
Humans...you have all been linked to terrorists, Muslims and Christians. Whilst you persist in being genetically similar to these groups we have no alternative but to evict you from the home world.
Cats and Dogs...you have been closely linked to humans...kindly pack up your squeaky bones and catnip mice and get off the planet now!
Rolf Harris...you are well known for taking pleasure in filming cats and dogs in pain. Therefore you have been elected the new King of the Whole World Ever. From now on everyone on the planet will be forced to wear a false beard and National Health glasses, shake a wobble-board about moronically and grow an extra leg on pain of death.
According to a poll released in the Guardian yesterday, since the bombings in Bali on Saturday public opinion towards the impending War against Iraq has swung dramatically, with a huge increase in the numbers now backing Bush and Blair’s master-plan.
Well...what a surprise. Excuse me if I don’t sit here slack jawed. Despite the fact that no one has claimed responsibility for the bombings (apparently military explosives were used, but that’s about all that anybody’s managed to determine so far) several people have already been arrested and links to Al Q’aeda firmly established in people’s minds. Exactly what this has to do with Iraq is anybody’s guess.
Therefore I have reached the following conclusion:
Muslims...get off the planet now! You’ve been nothing but trouble for centuries. All right...some of you don’t want to cause any problems but you’re part of an organisation that is linked to war, death, terrorism and bigotry on a grand scale. Therefore you must all go!
Please close all the windows before leaving.
Sub editor's interpolation ... I'm an American tired of American lies."
PATRIOT MEMES: The Genetics of Cultural Conformity and Mass Hysteria - Part I
American children (especially the white, Anglo Saxon protestant ones) must be taught to “pledge allegiance” even before they learn to wipe their bums or write their names. Non-conformists can expect to be labelled as criminals, deviants, illegal immigrants, terrorists or any combination of the above if they manage wake up to the fact they have been systematically brainwashed from the cradle. Discovering that “Truth” and “Justice” have no business sharing line space with anything purporting to be “The American Way” can be dangerous to your wealth. You have been warned. Have a nice day y’all!
American children (especially the white, Anglo Saxon protestant ones) must be taught to “pledge allegiance” even before they learn to wipe their bums or write their names. Non-conformists can expect to be labelled as criminals, deviants, illegal immigrants, terrorists or any combination of the above if they manage wake up to the fact they have been systematically brainwashed from the cradle. Discovering that “Truth” and “Justice” have no business sharing line space with anything purporting to be “The American Way” can be dangerous to your wealth. You have been warned. Have a nice day y’all!
People are asking who should step into Saddam’s shoes should the Americans succeed in toppling him from his presidency.
Saddam is a corrupt and degenerate murder who deserves everything that is hopefully coming to him. He could, however, reconcile himself with Bush if he would consider bending down and taking it up the arse like a good camel jockey whenever the US demands it of him. In the event of this not happening then candidates who would like to be considered for the post of President of Iraq must be able to fulfil certain requirements. They must not be religious nutters nor have a name that begins with Ayatollah. Corrupt and degenerate behaviour can be negotiated so long as American policies are welcome. Any Iraqi regime, no matter how moderate or beneficial, will be bombed out of existence if it encourages the Palestinians to fight for what belongs to them, especially if it is to the detriment to US corporate interests in Iraq’s oil wealth. Applications from greedy, pocket-lining bastards with an eye on the main chance will be given priority.
Thought for the Day
The US vowed to “get” Gaddafi, Saddam and Bin Laden. Since all three are still drawing breath does that make the US military a bunch of useless wankers who are simply begging for another excuse to make themselves look staggeringly farcical at the expense of even more innocent and allied casualties?
Today’s online edition of the Jerusalem Post is running a Sun style readers poll. The question is: How should Israel respond to an attack from Iraq during hostilities launched by the Bush administration?
13% voted for no response in accordance with US wishes.
57% opted for launching Scuds with conventional warheads.
30% want reprisal using non-conventional weapons.
Let us hope that none of those 30% have their finger on Israel’s nuclear trigger!!
Similar polls have shown that 46% expect increased hostilities against the Palestinians with 26% wanting major air strikes against same.
British Ambassador to Israel, Sherard Cowper-Coles, had described the Palestinian territories as the world’s biggest detention camp. His comments are noticeably absent from the pages of the Jerusalem Post. Given that Palestine was wrested from it’s rightful owners following a series of major Zionist terrorist attacks in the 1940’s and Western guilt over what they let Hitler do to the European Jews, is it little wonder that the Palestinians hope to regain what was stolen from them using the tactics of terrorism? They did, after all, learn by demonstration. While terrorism, in any form, is abhorrent and cannot be condoned, the Israelis protest rather too loudly when the Palestinians retaliate. An outsized illustration of the pot calling the kettle black methinks.
Britain voted against the creation of a State of Israel. The US voted for it. Consequently, since 1948, Israel has been a thorn in the side of the Arab countries in the Middle East and feels no compunction about digging that thorn in deeper with every available opportunity. They would not have been able to do this without US support. Islamic fundamentalism has spiralled rapidly over the last few decades, even in Muslim countries that are considered to be liberal. Maybe Bush feels that the US needs to curb Islamic fundamentalism because it was his f*cking country that created it in the first place.
13% voted for no response in accordance with US wishes.
57% opted for launching Scuds with conventional warheads.
30% want reprisal using non-conventional weapons.
Let us hope that none of those 30% have their finger on Israel’s nuclear trigger!!
Similar polls have shown that 46% expect increased hostilities against the Palestinians with 26% wanting major air strikes against same.
British Ambassador to Israel, Sherard Cowper-Coles, had described the Palestinian territories as the world’s biggest detention camp. His comments are noticeably absent from the pages of the Jerusalem Post. Given that Palestine was wrested from it’s rightful owners following a series of major Zionist terrorist attacks in the 1940’s and Western guilt over what they let Hitler do to the European Jews, is it little wonder that the Palestinians hope to regain what was stolen from them using the tactics of terrorism? They did, after all, learn by demonstration. While terrorism, in any form, is abhorrent and cannot be condoned, the Israelis protest rather too loudly when the Palestinians retaliate. An outsized illustration of the pot calling the kettle black methinks.
Britain voted against the creation of a State of Israel. The US voted for it. Consequently, since 1948, Israel has been a thorn in the side of the Arab countries in the Middle East and feels no compunction about digging that thorn in deeper with every available opportunity. They would not have been able to do this without US support. Islamic fundamentalism has spiralled rapidly over the last few decades, even in Muslim countries that are considered to be liberal. Maybe Bush feels that the US needs to curb Islamic fundamentalism because it was his f*cking country that created it in the first place.
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