What do you mean...you don't watch Robot Wars? Are you retarded or something? We're crap at football. We're crap at cricket. We're crap at every other sport under the sun. But we know how to build robots that can kick ten buckets of shit out of each other and yet the BBC keeps screwing around with the series to make way for snooker and darts!
Support your favourite Robot Wars team and stop being queer.