Mr Terry Sedgwick (Australian legend...especially amongst the institutes for battered wombats) for his tireless work in putting this board together without any reward...even though he's still expecting payment.
Joseph Petryni for his weird and wonderful links and the fact that his e-mail server is now probably crammed with Spam from 'Choirboy' sites and 'Naked Nun Porn'.
Twisted Sister for her enthusiastic blogging and the fact that she's cooking me dinner on Friday.
Kevin Coffee for his American perspective on World Politics and, of course, his always excellent cartoons.
Paul Morgan for not posting any more photographs of his cock.
Green Fairy for dropping by from time to time to say hello.
The person responsible for sacking Michael Barrymore from ITV...well done and about bloody time!
And, of course, the viewers to this site...those wonderful, well-rounded and intelligent people...most of whom haven't bought anything from the Scrag Ends Shop yet.
George W Bush for being a vile little shit of a man.
Saddam Hussein for being an equally vile little shit of a man.
Osama bin Laden for giving George W Bush an excuse.
Michael Barrymore, Angus Deayton and, especially, Ulrika Johnson the talentless Scandinavian twat.
But most of all, I'd just like to flick a big Yuletide 'V' at all those ignorant bastards wandering around Fleetwood whose coughing and sneezing without due consideration for other people have led me to this sorry, miserable, painful, bunged-up and unpleasant state of influenza...may you all rot in your homes this Christmas!
SEASONS GREETINGS FOLKS!
