The Venerable Sage of Unyan Dispenser of wisdoms and sayer of sooths to the multitudes

Upon hearing that Saint Becks of the Golden Feet was accidentally smitten and wounded by a parlous act of wrath from Sir Fergie of Man-Yu, the Venerable Unyan doth say - verily this golden youth, so worshipped by the multitudes that he seemeth a very God, shouldst have been able to anticipate the trajectory of Sir Ferie's wrath and ducked!