Tuesday, September 17, 2002

LATEST CELEBRITY NEWS!


Calista Flockheart is in training for this year's London Marathon.


When asked in a recent interview who she'd styled her infamous looks on Calista replied, "I saw some photographs of women starving in a National Geographic magazine whilst searching for an article about America. Can you believe it? All those pages and not one photo of the star-spangled banner! That's a disgrace! Anyhow...boy are those Iraqui girls attractive. Thank God for U.N. sanctions otherwise they'd all be big fat bastards like Rosanne."