Yet another crappy Micra advert.

How would you describe a car that's both sturdy and nimble?
That's right...Stimble. Now you too can speak Micra.

Editor's note: Or alternatively you could say 'Nurdy'. I can't believe the Micra advertising team are handing these things to me on a plate. What's next? How do you describe a car company whose adverts are both mindless and crap? That's right...you've got the hang of it now.